Gumdale Merlot 2007

I purchased this wine out of pity last weekend. This was one of four wines being showcased at a big-box wine retailer that shall remain nameless until the end of this post. Everyone knows that it's the least popular wines that are given out as samples, in the hopes of unloading it onto the unsuspecting public, eager for (any) free alcohol. I mean, who's going to pass out samples of Chateau Lafite in two ounce bathroom-style Dixie cups? (Go ahead, google 'Chateau Lafite'.) Poor store, they probably had cases and cases of this Gumdale in the stock room.

This wine claims to have a 'hint of chocolate and vanilla oak' and 'berry fruit layered with plum and spice'. Well, it doesn't. What it does have is the uncanny ability to stir up childhood memories of swallowing spoonfuls of liquid Benadryl. I'm not saying that it tastes like Benadryl, but it certainly leaves as strong an aftertaste in your mouth, complete with that thick coating that settles on your teeth.

The makers of Gumdale are quick to tell us that though this wine is ready to drink now, with 'correct cellaring', this wine could mature for three more years. Does that mean it will taste better in three years? Who wants to get back to me about that? Actually, don't take me up on that offer.

I have to give this a 3 out of 10. Harsh? Hey, I thought it was the Dixie cup at first!

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