Okay. So this is getting crazy. We have not posted on this blog in over two, count 'em, two months, and yet it continues to keep growing. This is creating quite a bit of consternation on my part since, well, I feel the weight of expectations and feel like I must do something. But I crap you not we are getting over 100 page impressions every single day without doing anything. Which makes me wonder what might happen were we keeping up with it.It's not, however, that we don't love you all. We do. It's just that I have been working and Joy has been unable to partake of wine since she's ... uh ... with child. So a great debate has been brewing in the house about whether to carry on or put everything on hold for nine months. Well, six months now, since we dawdled and fretted about it for the last three. There has been some talk of my brother Tom carrying on in Joy's absence since he has been our number one (and only) guest reviewer. But Joy is here to drink with. Tom is not. He sends in all his posts from his own home. And he is not, no way, moving in, EVER.
But the clicks. So many damned clicks. Every day we get more page impressions and more clicks. And comments. And followers. So I'll log into my e-mail and there will be a new comment, and then I'll look and see that we've had more page impressions, and so finally enough is enough! I am here! I am back! I will post! And Joy will too, although not as frequently, and about needlepoint or something. So back off! Here we go!
Tisdale! Merlot! $3.99 at Giant!
Yum!
There are a couple things I've discovered since we started this blog. The first is that I really prefer red wine to white. That was established in many earlier posts. And the second is that, with a choice of reds in front of me, I will almost always choose the Merlot, no matter what those assholes in the movie Sideways may say. I love a good Chianti or Pinot Noir, and I'll drink a good Cabernet Sauvignon, but Merlot has a certain special something about it that appeals to me: Commonness. It's just too uncool for me to pass up.
A lot of grocery chains now, perhaps just continuing with something they've always done that I never noticed until I started a wine blog, like to offer specials on really cheap, generic wine. Trader Joe's, for example, has its Charles Shaw. Bloom has been carrying that crap named for the guy on Lost, Matthew Fox. Wal-Mart has Oak Cluster or Oak Nut or whatever the Hell it's called. Now Giant brings us Tisdale.
And.
I.
Love.
It.
Tisdale Merlot is my favorite $3.99 wine. My favorite $3.99 wine EVER. Better than Lost Vineyards. Better than Charles Shaw. Not better than Amaicha Torrontes, but that was $2.99 and a white so I'm not counting it. But just the best.
It's smooth. Indistinct. Fruity. Slightly tangy but not too much, like biting into a ripe strawberry. It is the sort of wine you drink with friends into the wee hours of the morning and don't notice because there's nothing to notice but, seriously, when you're talking about $3.99 wine, do you want to savor it or do you want it to go down easy? It's easy. Dare I say, easy-peasy?
8 out of 10.
Giant, $3.99

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